Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

ill-be-your-teddy-bear:

lawb0y:

stuffyluffy:

thefemslasher:

hotsexwithemily:

oughtnot:


lmaogtfo:

am I the only one who always put my fingers inside it instead? lolol

^^You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

AHAAAAA

no i just want to stick my finger up a penis 

i always put my fingers in it and then i would scissor my fingers to see how far it would stretch TRUE STORY 

so what does that mean for guys that shook it (not me) ???? O_O

(Source: lmaogtfo)


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Posted on Monday 13 February 2012.

Reblogged from flippingbiscuits, posted by by lmaogtfo.


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    I did both haha XD
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    *i put my finger in it too! lmao*
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    lol I always stuck my fingers in them…. sometimes my whole hand…… SHIT!
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